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Old January 30th, 2009, 10:37   Go To Top / FR Forum Home / #76
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hahah that's hilarious Gary. I wish I was that creative with my job applications!
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Old February 3rd, 2009, 12:19   Go To Top / FR Forum Home / #77
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hahah that's hilarious Gary. I wish I was that creative with my job applications!
If you're that creative, you're asking for trouble. And you probably won't find a job, EVER hehe
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Old April 30th, 2009, 09:50   Go To Top / FR Forum Home / #78
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Leading lines inevitably dashed

HE: Can I buy you a drink?
SHE: Actually I'd rather have the money.

HE: I'm a photographer. I've been looking for a face like yours.
SHE: I'm a plastic surgeon. I've been looking for a face like yours.

HE: Hi. Didn't we go on a date once? Or was it twice?
SHE: Must've been once. I never make the same mistake twice.

HE: How did you get to be so beautiful?
SHE: I must've been given your share.

HE: Will you go out with me this Saturday?
SHE: Sorry. I'm having a headache this weekend.

HE: Your face must turn a few heads
SHE: And your face must turn a few stomachs.

HE: Go on, don't be shy. Ask me out.
SHE: Okay, get out.

HE: I think I could make you very happy.
SHE: Why? Are you leaving?

HE: What would you say if I asked you to marry me?
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HE: Can I have your name?
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HE: Shall we go see a movie?
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Old July 21st, 2009, 23:58   Go To Top / FR Forum Home / #79
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I watched Body of Lies last night. I think Crowe and DiCaprio worked really well together. It was a very interesting movie and I enjoyed it. Anybody else see it?
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